Bridge over troubled water

I've had the most ridiculous things happen lately. Right now, I totally believe in bad luck, but at least I live by the words
"it could be worse." With that said, here is a rundown of the past few weeks.

• It all started when the front wheel fell off my bike going downhill
• Spent a LOT of money in two weeks
• Fell between two moving boats and almost got smashed
• Stubbed my toe to the swollen and purple limit
• Got punched in the face by a wooden surfboard
• Got my neck lacerated by a bench while slipping on ice
• Cat Pee all over my couch when I got home
• The worst jetlag for an entire week
• Got a new webcam, it doesn't work on a mac, going to return, and the cat chews it to shit
• Fixed a ding in my brand new surfboard with the wrong resin, and it ate straight through the board
• Coming full circle, turns out my arm is totally messed up from the fall off my bike.

Don't get me wrong, there have been some good times too. I just can't remember those right now.